Alice and I have just returned from a long hot walk in nearby hills<\/p>\n
We are sweaty and require a cool shower<\/p>\n
However the shower in the farmhouse is fucked<\/p>\n
As we are experiencing supply problems once again<\/p>\n
There is a shower on the blindside of the garden<\/p>\n
But there are obstacles to overcome<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The shower was originally constructed for the farmworkers and is quite sparse<\/p>\n
It is very small and has only room for one person<\/p>\n
The shower head is very dirty<\/p>\n
And there are sanitary concerns<\/p>\n
As the water for this shower is sourced from the main spring which is very cold<\/p>\n
The modesty of the person showering might also be compromised<\/p>\n
For it has only the thinnest of screens which falls apart at the lightest touch<\/p>\n
There is a busy road nearby and I am concerned that our nudity might caused an accident<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
This meagre list clarifies little apart from the obvious<\/p>\n
But I thought I would include it<\/p>\n
As I am of a Spanish descent<\/p>\n
And have lived in this area for over six years<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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