{"id":4963,"date":"2020-11-06T17:00:21","date_gmt":"2020-11-06T17:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4963"},"modified":"2020-11-06T17:00:21","modified_gmt":"2020-11-06T17:00:21","slug":"a-birthmark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/06\/a-birthmark\/","title":{"rendered":"A Birthmark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife has a birthmark on her bottom which resembles President Macron<\/p>\n<p>She used to be a French swimming champion<\/p>\n<p>But retired from the sport when she found that Macron could not swim.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Up to last year we were keen nudists and visited Cap D&#8217;Agde frequently<\/p>\n<p>But we no longer enjoy our leisure there<\/p>\n<p>As she was informed that the president has a fair complexion and burns quite easily<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But not all is lost as Alice is due to have surgery on her birthmark<\/p>\n<p>So that a likeness of Gerard de Nerval may be seen<\/p>\n<p>By anybody who cares to look at her bottom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife has a birthmark on her bottom which resembles President Macron She used to be a French swimming champion But retired from the sport when she found that Macron could not swim. &nbsp; Up to last year we were keen nudists and visited Cap D&#8217;Agde frequently But we no longer enjoy our leisure there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4963"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}