{"id":4990,"date":"2020-11-08T21:16:36","date_gmt":"2020-11-08T21:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4990"},"modified":"2020-11-08T21:16:36","modified_gmt":"2020-11-08T21:16:36","slug":"memorable-robots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/08\/memorable-robots\/","title":{"rendered":"Memorable Robots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend vanished just over five years ago whilst hunting unicorns<\/p>\n<p>I told him that they were mythical creatures but he did not listen to me<\/p>\n<p>Chile is a vast country and I know that I have no hope of finding him<\/p>\n<p>He told me that he wanted his ashes scattered at sea<\/p>\n<p>I was further instructed to mix his ashes with those of a unicorn<\/p>\n<p>However the jar of honey still remains on our shelf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend vanished just over five years ago whilst hunting unicorns I told him that they were mythical creatures but he did not listen to me Chile is a vast country and I know that I have no hope of finding him He told me that he wanted his ashes scattered at sea I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4990"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}