{"id":5167,"date":"2020-11-11T23:12:30","date_gmt":"2020-11-11T23:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5167"},"modified":"2020-11-11T23:12:30","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T23:12:30","slug":"holiday-for-vampires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/11\/holiday-for-vampires\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday for Vampires"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Girlfriend<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Boyfriend<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>No Friend<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>My Friend<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Why are you reading poetry<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>When we could be doing much more<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Soar Whore Bore<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Are words that rhyme<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But they do not make good poetry<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>So\u00a0why are you so interested in these redundant words<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Let us go to the beach and teach peach reach<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Which is not a subject in itself<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But words that rhyme<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Time Lime Grime<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Four Four Five<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It is so much fun being alive<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But not so much fun being dead<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Girlfriend Boyfriend No Friend My Friend Why are you reading poetry When we could be doing much more Soar Whore Bore Are words that rhyme But they do not make good poetry So\u00a0why are you so interested in these redundant words Let us go to the beach and teach peach reach Which is not a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}