I AM STANDING ON A BEACH WITH Marie AntNTOINETTE<\/p>\n
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It is an ordinary beach<\/p>\n
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Fifty-one envelopes are pinned to me<\/p>\n
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Each contains tufts of her pubic hair<\/p>\n
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They are to be used when creating new soups<\/p>\n
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Near the rocks a poet is selling a painting<\/p>\n
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It is called<\/p>\n
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Combat de Negres dans un Tunnel<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I painted it myself<\/p>\n \n \n A Jew is inspecting my other works<\/p>\n \n They are all BLANK CANVASSES<\/p>\n \n He praises the subject matter<\/p>\n \n And tells me that the subject of a painting<\/p>\n \n Is the most important thing<\/p>\n \n I am not listening as I am taking a SHIT<\/p>\n \n On Marie Antoinette\u2019s knee<\/p>\n \n \n He buys the black painting and throws it into the sea<\/p>\n \n As he hates violence<\/p>\n \n I offer him a SMOKE<\/p>\n \n But he already has cancer of the lungs<\/p>\n \n \n \n The news of our show has spread and the beach has become busy<\/p>\n \n I have hired an artichoke to be my assistant<\/p>\n \n But it prefers the MOON<\/p>\n \n \n I am showing a collector a series of my paintings<\/p>\n \n The red one is called<\/p>\n \n A Cardinal eating lobster with tomatoes by the banks of the Red Sea<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n He pulls out a pistol and shoots me in the head<\/p>\n \n As I resemble his sister who he has fucked for many years<\/p>\n \n AS I draw my last breath I forgive him as I too have fucked my sister for many years<\/p>\n \n \n That evening I took my WIFE out for dim]b as sge pissed in my death mask\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Which I found very touching Which I found very touching<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n God is a maker of razors foe EXPORT and I have been assigned to sharpen the blades<\/p>\n \n \n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I AM STANDING ON A BEACH WITH Marie AntNTOINETTE It is an ordinary beach Fifty-one envelopes are pinned to me Each contains tufts of her pubic hair They are to be used when creating new soups Near the rocks a poet is selling a painting It is called Combat de Negres dans un Tunnel \u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}