{"id":5431,"date":"2020-11-16T11:41:16","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T11:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5431"},"modified":"2020-11-16T11:44:05","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T11:44:05","slug":"berlin-wall-jelly-beans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/16\/berlin-wall-jelly-beans\/","title":{"rendered":"Berlin Wall\/Jelly Beans"},"content":{"rendered":"

Berlin Wall<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

There is a Jewish woman who works for me<\/p>\n

Who has noted that she will shortly<\/p>\n

Be relocating to an apartment next to the Berlin Wall<\/p>\n

This woman is unmarried and lives with her budgie<\/p>\n

I do not want to lose this woman as she is very efficient<\/p>\n

And is much liked by her colleagues within the office<\/p>\n

I have offered the woman an increase in her salary<\/p>\n

As well as the opportunity to have a model of the Berlin Wall<\/p>\n

Built in the office in the vacant area near the fire escape<\/p>\n

I have also offered to give her budgie a green gilded cage<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jelly Beans<\/strong><\/p>\n

At a jelly bean convention held recently in the state of Ohio<\/p>\n

A Jewish girl asked me what I really thought of the confectionary<\/p>\n

I told her that I thought that they tasted like shit and were quite sickly<\/p>\n

The girl asked a further question of why I sold the sweets if I disliked them so much<\/p>\n

I said that I had previous been a member of the Weathermen<\/p>\n

And had been released from jail on the understanding that I sold Jelly Beans<\/p>\n

The Jewish Girl understood my position and sympathised with me<\/p>\n

A week ago her mother contacted me and said that she was now living in Argentina<\/p>\n

As she had objected to the practice of the ritual baths after menstruation<\/p>\n

And liked fucking and sucking without the hindrance of outdated religious restrictions<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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