{"id":5452,"date":"2020-11-16T16:49:18","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T16:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5452"},"modified":"2020-11-16T16:49:41","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T16:49:41","slug":"rave-love-grenade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/16\/rave-love-grenade\/","title":{"rendered":"Rave (Love Grenade)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">An illegal Rave was held in the forest last night<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It was broken up by the cops<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This upset DJ Eagle and he threw a love grenade at one of their cars<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Destroying three of the vehicles<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As you can imagine this fucked off the cops<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who started a manhunt to catch the errant DJ<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It was a thankless task as the DJ had never existed in the first place<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He was his music and the music was the music of the forest<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An illegal Rave was held in the forest last night It was broken up by the cops This upset DJ Eagle and he threw a love grenade at one of their cars Destroying three of the vehicles As you can imagine this fucked off the cops Who started a manhunt to catch the errant DJ [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5452"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}