{"id":5471,"date":"2020-11-16T17:28:18","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T17:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5471"},"modified":"2020-11-16T17:30:55","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T17:30:55","slug":"mcgonagalls-bench","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/16\/mcgonagalls-bench\/","title":{"rendered":"McGonagall\u2019s Bench"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>Feeling tired and need a seat<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Sit down here and rest your feet<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It is too late now as the bench is gone<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Forget your breeding and sit on the grass<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But not after it rains<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As it will dampen your arse<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>Note \u2013 from 1950 to 1995 a small memorial bench was situated on the north side of the church in Greyfriars Kirkyard Edinburgh<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>It fell into disrepair and was not replaced<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling tired and need a seat Sit down here and rest your feet &nbsp; It is too late now as the bench is gone Forget your breeding and sit on the grass But not after it rains As it will dampen your arse &nbsp; &nbsp; Note \u2013 from 1950 to 1995 a small memorial bench [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}