I was the youngest of six children<\/p>\n
And was the only boy<\/p>\n
We were all born within a period of ten years<\/p>\n
But I was always treated as the baby of the group<\/p>\n
Which I enjoyed a great deal as I was doted upon<\/p>\n
My sisters all had names beginning with M<\/p>\n
Martha Mary Marlene Colin and Maude<\/p>\n
I was called Marcus Mark which was a name that I really enjoyed<\/p>\n
Especially as my second name was Millar<\/p>\n
My sisters satisfied my every need<\/p>\n
Both physically and mentally<\/p>\n
But I did not grow up spoilt<\/p>\n
Far from it<\/p>\n
They found me friends and I was given a cat each year for my birthday<\/p>\n
From an early age I wanted to be a Member of Parliament<\/p>\n
Which was not not surprising as we all lived in Henley-on-Thames<\/p>\n
Martha Mary Marlene Claudia Colin and Maude vetted all my girlfriends<\/p>\n
Which was very important as I attended many official functions<\/p>\n
At the age of twenty-three I became the MP for Henley-on-Thames<\/p>\n
It was the first by-election where nobody voted for the opposition as I was so good looking<\/p>\n
My sisters found me a wife who was rather plain<\/p>\n
But assured me that I could trade her in when I became a junior minister<\/p>\n
They kept their promise and rewarded me with a girlfriend who resembled a rabbit<\/p>\n
She was far brighter than me having received an Oxford first which helped me out no end<\/p>\n
As I travelled at speed up the party tree<\/p>\n
She and my sisters wrote all my speeches and shaped my comfortable views<\/p>\n
I am due to meet the Queen next week and will be asked to form the next government<\/p>\n
With my girlfriend who looks like a rabbit and my five sisters whose names begin with M<\/p>\n
I am planning to employ my many cats as political advisors as long as they do not mind travelling north<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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