{"id":5533,"date":"2020-11-17T19:44:21","date_gmt":"2020-11-17T19:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5533"},"modified":"2020-11-17T19:45:03","modified_gmt":"2020-11-17T19:45:03","slug":"why-i-sleep-in-the-nude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/17\/why-i-sleep-in-the-nude\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Sleep in the Nude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I have never touched the claws of a rapacious bird<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Or travelled from Edinburgh to Berwick on Tweed<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I have never read a Spanish newspaper<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Or worked with a chap called Steed<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That is the reason that I sleep naked<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I own some pairs of pyjamas<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And a few rather lost bed socks<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But I always wear my gown in the morning<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As my nudity often shocks<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>This poem is to be read when one is naked\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have never touched the claws of a rapacious bird Or travelled from Edinburgh to Berwick on Tweed I have never read a Spanish newspaper Or worked with a chap called Steed That is the reason that I sleep naked I own some pairs of pyjamas And a few rather lost bed socks But I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}