{"id":557,"date":"2013-12-14T13:05:36","date_gmt":"2013-12-14T13:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=557"},"modified":"2013-12-14T13:05:36","modified_gmt":"2013-12-14T13:05:36","slug":"rabbits-crossing-lessons-in-the-absurd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2013\/12\/14\/rabbits-crossing-lessons-in-the-absurd\/","title":{"rendered":"Rabbits Crossing  (Lessons in the Absurd)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Uno<\/b><\/p>\n<p>When awaiting trains<br \/>\nnever wear a scarf<br \/>\nwhose colour matches that<br \/>\nof the waiting shelters<\/p>\n<p><b>Dos<\/b><\/p>\n<p>During the chillier months<br \/>\ncollect red leaves<br \/>\nand dry them<\/p>\n<p><b>Tres<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Question why Honeysuckle<br \/>\nis not found<br \/>\nnear busy highways<br \/>\non the shorter days<\/p>\n<p><b>Cuatro<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Never travel across<br \/>\nbridges with less<br \/>\nthan six arches<\/p>\n<p><b>Cinco<\/b><\/p>\n<p>When danger threatens<br \/>\nalways hide in<br \/>\nthe Jesuit trees<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uno When awaiting trains never wear a scarf whose colour matches that of the waiting shelters Dos During the chillier months collect red leaves and dry them Tres Question why Honeysuckle is not found near busy highways on the shorter days Cuatro Never travel across bridges with less than six arches Cinco When danger threatens [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}