I am a Ninja a fully fledged Ninja<\/p>\n
To ascertain this position of dishonour<\/p>\n
Took me many years of training<\/p>\n
I was the muse of a giant octopus<\/p>\n
Who told me quite early on<\/p>\n
That I would never be a samurai<\/p>\n
As I was too dishonest<\/p>\n
But that I would make a fine Ninja<\/p>\n
And although my path would be painful<\/p>\n
I would never die<\/p>\n
As only the dead sleep well<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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