I watched your friend jump from a rock into the pool below<\/p>\n
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He or she was holding a camera on a pole<\/p>\n
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And was filming their jump<\/p>\n
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What violence must have occurred on impact<\/p>\n
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Please send me a record of the plunge<\/p>\n
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As I have never ventured underwater<\/p>\n
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Although I born with fins<\/p>\n
My parents emigrated<\/p>\n
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When I was very young<\/p>\n
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I long to see this other world<\/p>\n
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But I have never learnt to swim<\/p>\n
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If I jumped from the rock today<\/p>\n
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I would most probably drown<\/p>\n
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Which would be something of a waste<\/p>\n
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As I am Gods only assassin<\/p>\n
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But who gives a shit Marianne\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I watched your friend jump from a rock into the pool below He or she was holding a camera on a pole And was filming their jump What violence must have occurred on impact Please send me a record of the plunge As I have never ventured underwater Although I born with fins My parents […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}