I live in Kensington with my best friend Mai Dai<\/p>\n
We have lived there for six years<\/p>\n
I am very attracted to my beautiful friend<\/p>\n
But our relationship is quite platonic<\/p>\n
As we both like men and have taken lovers<\/p>\n
However we often bathe together<\/p>\n
As this saves water and time<\/p>\n
In the short hours before dawn<\/p>\n
On these occasions<\/p>\n
We sniff and lick each others armpits<\/p>\n
Which might be considered strange by others<\/p>\n
But to us is completely natural<\/p>\n
I shave my armpits<\/p>\n
Which is both painful and pointless<\/p>\n
As my body hair is both fine and blond<\/p>\n
Mai is much darker than me as she is half Portuguese<\/p>\n
And she does not shave under her arms<\/p>\n
I often bury my face in her armpits<\/p>\n
And she mine<\/p>\n
It is a ritual we both deeply enjoy<\/p>\n
As it is so feminine and intimate<\/p>\n
We are not lovers<\/p>\n
It is unlikely that we will ever be<\/p>\n
As we both know that we will settle down<\/p>\n
When our hearts are finally filled with love<\/p>\n
But until that day dawns<\/p>\n
We will enjoy each others intimate company<\/p>\n
And explore the secret romance of our armpits<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I live in Kensington with my best friend Mai Dai We have lived there for six years I am very attracted to my beautiful friend But our relationship is quite platonic As we both like men and have taken lovers However we often bathe together As this saves water and time In the short hours […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5766"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}