About a year ago you came to my flat blind drunk<\/p>\n
And vomited on my carpet<\/p>\n
I cleaned your mess up almost immediately<\/p>\n
And therein lay my problem<\/p>\n
For I tried too hard with a more than savage detergent<\/p>\n
And it left a pale stain on the carpet<\/p>\n
It is not your vom<\/p>\n
That is long gone<\/p>\n
But a reminder of my heroic efforts on that memorable evening<\/p>\n
Still this is a service flat<\/p>\n
So the problem is not really mine<\/p>\n
This said I am thinking of moving my bookcase<\/p>\n
To cover the stain<\/p>\n
But I am currently undecided<\/p>\n
As the stain reminds me a little of Australia<\/p>\n
Where you are now teaching<\/p>\n
I am missing you Jeanne<\/p>\n
Please return soon<\/p>\n
I might even leave the stain uncovered<\/p>\n
Until we are together again<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Laura x<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" About a year ago you came to my flat blind drunk And vomited on my carpet I cleaned your mess up almost immediately And therein lay my problem For I tried too hard with a more than savage detergent And it left a pale stain on the carpet It is not your vom That is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}