{"id":5880,"date":"2020-12-04T06:33:09","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T06:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5880"},"modified":"2020-12-04T06:33:09","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T06:33:09","slug":"face-sitting-can-be-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/04\/face-sitting-can-be-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Face Sitting Can Be Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have just completed my first book<\/p>\n

It is called<\/p>\n

Face Sitting Can Be Fun<\/em><\/p>\n

Its subject as you can guess<\/p>\n

Is about the nocturnal habits of magpies<\/p>\n

If the book sells well<\/p>\n

Then I might consider a sequel<\/p>\n

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Big Pants<\/strong><\/p>\n

I have always worn big pants<\/p>\n

As they are far more comfortable than strings<\/p>\n

But there are drawbacks as in the early months<\/p>\n

Large birds tend to nest in them<\/p>\n

As they hang on the washing line<\/p>\n

To remedy this I hang on the line with them<\/p>\n

And shoo the naughty birds away<\/p>\n

I have been congratulated on this idea<\/p>\n

Which confirms to me that simplicity is everything<\/p>\n

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Mad Mike 2020<\/p>\n

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