{"id":5882,"date":"2020-12-04T09:22:21","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T09:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5882"},"modified":"2020-12-04T09:25:05","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T09:25:05","slug":"tips-for-mountaineers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/04\/tips-for-mountaineers\/","title":{"rendered":"Tips For Mountaineers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The pop star Lilly Allen has promoted<\/p>\n<p>The benefits of masturbation<\/p>\n<p>I agree with her points fully<\/p>\n<p>But masturbation is not really ideal<\/p>\n<p>If one is a keen mountaineer<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ice Cream Parlours for the Blind<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My parents own an ice cream parlour<\/p>\n<p>Which is situated opposite the pier<\/p>\n<p>I help out on Tuesdays and Saturdays<\/p>\n<p>But have problems when people order cones<\/p>\n<p>As lime cones become strawberry ones<\/p>\n<p>And mango ones become lemon ones<\/p>\n<p>But as most of our customers are blind<\/p>\n<p>My mistakes are not much noticed<\/p>\n<p>Which is fine with me as I am training<\/p>\n<p>To become the first blind RAF pilot<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mad Mike 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pop star Lilly Allen has promoted The benefits of masturbation I agree with her points fully But masturbation is not really ideal If one is a keen mountaineer &nbsp; &nbsp; Ice Cream Parlours for the Blind My parents own an ice cream parlour Which is situated opposite the pier I help out on Tuesdays [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5882"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}