{"id":5921,"date":"2020-12-08T11:33:17","date_gmt":"2020-12-08T11:33:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5921"},"modified":"2020-12-08T11:35:51","modified_gmt":"2020-12-08T11:35:51","slug":"accident-in-a-green-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/08\/accident-in-a-green-park\/","title":{"rendered":"Accident in a Green Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After we had made love Esther and I walked to the green park<\/p>\n<p>We rested in the shadows of a massive oak tree<\/p>\n<p>Which was welcome as the day was hot and without air<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We must have rested for about half and hour<\/p>\n<p>When suddenly there was an enormous crash<\/p>\n<p>And the brittle sound of breaking glass<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When we looked up we saw that a refuse lorry<\/p>\n<p>Had backed into the redbrick toilets<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully no-one had been hurt but the building was much damaged<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We waited for a few minutes but noticed that the air smelt of shit<\/p>\n<p>So we made our escape and returned to our sweaty apartment<\/p>\n<p>Where we fucked for the rest of the afternoon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After we had made love Esther and I walked to the green park We rested in the shadows of a massive oak tree Which was welcome as the day was hot and without air &nbsp; We must have rested for about half and hour When suddenly there was an enormous crash And the brittle sound [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5921"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}