{"id":5943,"date":"2020-12-11T10:10:15","date_gmt":"2020-12-11T10:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5943"},"modified":"2020-12-11T10:13:28","modified_gmt":"2020-12-11T10:13:28","slug":"at-home-with-the-tennysons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/11\/at-home-with-the-tennysons\/","title":{"rendered":"At Home With the Tennyson’s"},"content":{"rendered":"

Emily I think we have run out of milk<\/em><\/p>\n

Would you send the maid to Clarke’s\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

She’s dead\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh Dear\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

How\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Julia\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

What about Julia\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

She popped over to Dimbola\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

To have her likeness captured\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And there she caught a chill\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

You know how damp the studios are\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

They always make me ill\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pause as the funeral procession passes<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Emily can you still milk a cow<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Well would you pop out and milk our cow\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Sadly I cannot Alfred\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Why\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

The cow is no more\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

You mean it has strayed again\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

No worse than that\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

You mean its dead\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

How\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Julia\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

What about Julia\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Our cow popped over to Dimbola\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

To have her likeness captured\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And there she caught a chill\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

You know how damp the studios are\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

They always make me ill\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pause as the bovine funeral procession passes<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I hear that taking your tea or coffee black\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

It is all the rage in polite society\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Our Queen has banned milk from Osborne\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

So I think that we should concur\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I agree\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

When are you seeing Victoria\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I am told that it is next week\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Our audience has been cancelled<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh how sad<\/em><\/p>\n

But why<\/em><\/p>\n

She’s dead\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh Dear\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

How\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Julia\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

What about Julia\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

She popped over to Dimbola\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

To have her likeness captured\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And there she caught a chill\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

You know how damp the studios are\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

They always make me ill\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pause as the state funeral procession passes<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Emily I think we have run out of milk Would you send the maid to Clarke’s\u00a0 She’s dead\u00a0 Oh Dear\u00a0 How\u00a0 Julia\u00a0 What about Julia\u00a0 She popped over to Dimbola\u00a0 To have her likeness captured\u00a0 And there she caught a chill\u00a0 You know how damp the studios are\u00a0 They always make me ill\u00a0   Pause […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5943"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}