For the last six years I have lived in Paris<\/p>\n
With two gay girls<\/p>\n
Both are Spanish<\/p>\n
Their names are Elena and Elena<\/p>\n
Our cohabitation has worked successfully<\/p>\n
Even though I am not queer<\/p>\n
They look after my every need<\/p>\n
From the outside this seems an odd arrangement<\/p>\n
But truthfully we do not give a fig about other people<\/p>\n
Each of us writes poetry<\/p>\n
I write in English<\/p>\n
Elena writes in Spanish<\/p>\n
Elena writes in French and Spanish<\/p>\n
Due to her parentage<\/p>\n
Sometimes we collaborate<\/p>\n
Blue Mice in Empty Cinemas<\/p>\n
Mice quite frequently run between the seats<\/p>\n
Of empty cinemas<\/p>\n
As the worn carpets are often carelessly cleaned<\/p>\n
Due to the stupidity of the low paid cleaners<\/p>\n
These mice come in two colours<\/p>\n
Blue and Red<\/p>\n
I prefer the blue ones<\/p>\n
Whereas Elena and Elena prefer the red mice<\/p>\n
As they both have emerald green hair<\/p>\n
I find that the blue mice are much quieter and more accommodating\u00a0than the red mice<\/p>\n
Who can be quite aggressive when they are near the more expensive seats<\/p>\n
We often watch movies together<\/p>\n
Our favourite movie is The Dreamers by Bernardo Bertolucci<\/p>\n
Although I greatly admire Last Tango in Paris<\/p>\n
This view is not shared by Elena and Elena<\/p>\n
As they think that Paul is cruel to Jeanne<\/p>\n
Whose cunt they both admire<\/p>\n
We agree to differ as I consider this Brando’s greatest performance<\/p>\n
In The Dreamers the three main characters often bathe together<\/p>\n
We copy this recreation<\/p>\n
It gives us an opportunity to read our poems to each other<\/p>\n
In Spanish French and English<\/p>\n
I would not call our baths together cultural but they certainly work<\/p>\n
My sister considers it a kind of performance art<\/p>\n
And we have been invited to recreate it in a local gallery<\/p>\n
The owner will pay us each 1000 euros and two cases of the finest bath salts<\/p>\n
Elena and Elena have agreed as the owner is gay but I have reservations as my penis is quite small<\/p>\n
We could certainly could do with the money as I have recently lost my job in the city zoo<\/p>\n
I was told that they no longer employ poets as this can agitate the monkeys and certain reptiles<\/p>\n
Thankfully both of my flatmates are working which means that we only need to tighten our belts<\/p>\n
I am thinking of becoming a mathematician as to date nobody has solved the following equation<\/p>\n
2 x Circle + 1 Rectangle = 28<\/p>\n
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