{"id":5972,"date":"2020-12-15T10:36:38","date_gmt":"2020-12-15T10:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=5972"},"modified":"2020-12-15T10:38:29","modified_gmt":"2020-12-15T10:38:29","slug":"shitty-poems-on-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/15\/shitty-poems-on-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"Shitty Poems on Fire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Fat Woman Collective<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lets Riot<\/p>\n<p>Not Diet<\/p>\n<p>I am giving up cops for lent<\/p>\n<p>So should you<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Not Locked<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I walked into my friends bathroom<\/p>\n<p>And found my hippie cousin naked in the bath<\/p>\n<p>She did not find my presence upsetting<\/p>\n<p>On the contrary she began discussing our walk<\/p>\n<p>I told her that she had lied to me<\/p>\n<p>As she did not have tattoos on her body<\/p>\n<p>She smiled at me and quietly said<\/p>\n<p><em>What is this world without humour<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bats<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If we left the bats alone<\/p>\n<p>Then you would not have<\/p>\n<p>To waste your valuable time<\/p>\n<p>Reading this shitty poem<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fat Woman Collective Lets Riot Not Diet I am giving up cops for lent So should you &nbsp; Not Locked Yesterday I walked into my friends bathroom And found my hippie cousin naked in the bath She did not find my presence upsetting On the contrary she began discussing our walk I told her that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5972"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5972"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5972\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}