{"id":6062,"date":"2020-12-19T10:38:18","date_gmt":"2020-12-19T10:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=6062"},"modified":"2020-12-19T11:29:42","modified_gmt":"2020-12-19T11:29:42","slug":"there-are-no-dead-comedians-in-peru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/19\/there-are-no-dead-comedians-in-peru\/","title":{"rendered":"There are no Dead Comedians in Peru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are no dead comedians in Peru<\/p>\n<p>Said Anthea<\/p>\n<p>What makes you say that Eileen<\/p>\n<p>Said Colin<\/p>\n<p>I did not say That Eileen Colin<\/p>\n<p>I did not say That Eileen or That Eileen Colin<\/p>\n<p>I said that there are no dead comedians in Peru<\/p>\n<p>I was going to say that Folkestone is an interesting town<\/p>\n<p>But I decided not to as it is not an interesting town<\/p>\n<p>How do you know that<\/p>\n<p>Because I have never been to Folkestone<\/p>\n<p>Nor do I intend to visit Folkestone<\/p>\n<p>Anthea where were you born<\/p>\n<p>Between my mothers legs where most of us are born<\/p>\n<p>No in what town were you born<\/p>\n<p>I was not born in a town<\/p>\n<p>Very well in what city were you born<\/p>\n<p>I was born in Lima<\/p>\n<p>Were you born in the city hospital<\/p>\n<p>Is there a city hospital<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>I was not aware of that fact<\/p>\n<p>If you think about it new born babies have no conception of their place of birth<\/p>\n<p>I agree but where were you born<\/p>\n<p>I was born on a Streamer in Lima<\/p>\n<p>There are no steamers in Lima<\/p>\n<p>I know it was a joke<\/p>\n<p>Are you a comedian<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>But there are no dead comedians in Peru<\/p>\n<p>I agree<\/p>\n<p>Why are there no dead comedians in Peru<\/p>\n<p>Because I am the first ever Peruvian comedian<\/p>\n<p>And when I last looked I was very much alive<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Fin\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are no dead comedians in Peru Said Anthea What makes you say that Eileen Said Colin I did not say That Eileen Colin I did not say That Eileen or That Eileen Colin I said that there are no dead comedians in Peru I was going to say that Folkestone is an interesting town [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}