{"id":6070,"date":"2020-12-20T11:14:18","date_gmt":"2020-12-20T11:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=6070"},"modified":"2020-12-20T11:26:14","modified_gmt":"2020-12-20T11:26:14","slug":"my-buddhist-figurine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/20\/my-buddhist-figurine\/","title":{"rendered":"My Buddhist Figurine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I walked past my bookcase<\/p>\n<p>I thought I heard my Buddhist figurine<\/p>\n<p>Call me a cunt<\/p>\n<p>Why did you call me a cunt<\/p>\n<p>I asked<\/p>\n<p>As I thought you were my friend<\/p>\n<p>I did not call you cunt<\/p>\n<p>But I am unhappy with your attitude to life<\/p>\n<p>You are far too aggressive<\/p>\n<p>And often stare into the abyss<\/p>\n<p>We agreed to differ<\/p>\n<p>But I had an uneasy feeling<\/p>\n<p>That my Buddhist figurine<\/p>\n<p>Had called me a cunt<\/p>\n<p>For no apparent reason<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I walked past my bookcase I thought I heard my Buddhist figurine Call me a cunt Why did you call me a cunt I asked As I thought you were my friend I did not call you cunt But I am unhappy with your attitude to life You are far too aggressive And often [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}