I live in a house that overlooks the coastal path<\/p>\n
And when I am have finished my chores<\/p>\n
I study peoples running styles<\/p>\n
As they vary alarmingly from person to person<\/p>\n
At the top of the tree are the Royal Marines<\/p>\n
Who run with a purpose rarely seen<\/p>\n
These men are followed by the obsessives<\/p>\n
Who have to run at least once a day<\/p>\n
Some are quite fit but others look near death<\/p>\n
They have all the equipment not knowing that it weights them down<\/p>\n
I have mentioned this on many occasions but I am totally ignored<\/p>\n
Women with fat arses come next wearing either tight body armour or skimpy shorts<\/p>\n
I do not know what they are trying to achieve as fat arses are part of being apple or pear shaped<\/p>\n
Diet girls diet that is the answer and do not put us all through this trauma<\/p>\n
As excess flesh can quite often offend or even kill<\/p>\n
And then come the dead who jog not realising that they have already died<\/p>\n
Jog is probably a bad word as these poor souls just shuffle from one pothole to the next<\/p>\n
You may think my observations cruel<\/p>\n
But I can assure that they are not as I am a man of the cloth<\/p>\n
Who cares for for his fellow joggers<\/p>\n
On this the rocky coastal path that leads towards Heaven<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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