{"id":6285,"date":"2021-01-12T13:04:26","date_gmt":"2021-01-12T13:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=6285"},"modified":"2021-01-12T13:18:19","modified_gmt":"2021-01-12T13:18:19","slug":"the-florida-poems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/01\/12\/the-florida-poems\/","title":{"rendered":"The Florida Poems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Tasmain Orlando\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tasmain Orlando was named after the city<\/p>\n<p>In which she was conceived<\/p>\n<p>Which was lucky for her<\/p>\n<p>As her dear parents had originally booked<\/p>\n<p>A two week break in Kissimmee<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Haulover Beach<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Antonia and Antonia<\/p>\n<p>Arrived at Haulover Beach<\/p>\n<p>On the first day of their vacation<\/p>\n<p>They could not believe their eyes<\/p>\n<p>As everybody was quite naked<\/p>\n<p>Nothing in William Faulkner<\/p>\n<p>Had prepared them for this<\/p>\n<p>So they used their Faulkner books<\/p>\n<p>To protect their modesty<\/p>\n<p>As they swam in the sea<\/p>\n<p>Which was a futile occupation<\/p>\n<p>As the August light was very strong<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oranges in Florida<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It is a well known fact<\/p>\n<p>That Florida is famous<\/p>\n<p>For its beautiful oranges<\/p>\n<p>Which is unfortunate for me<\/p>\n<p>As I prefer lemon limes and other fruits<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Emily Rose (2020)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tasmain Orlando\u00a0 Tasmain Orlando was named after the city In which she was conceived Which was lucky for her As her dear parents had originally booked A two week break in Kissimmee &nbsp; Haulover Beach Antonia and Antonia Arrived at Haulover Beach On the first day of their vacation They could not believe their eyes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}