{"id":6347,"date":"2021-01-19T17:15:55","date_gmt":"2021-01-19T17:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=6347"},"modified":"2021-01-19T17:15:55","modified_gmt":"2021-01-19T17:15:55","slug":"god-is-an-englishman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/01\/19\/god-is-an-englishman\/","title":{"rendered":"God is an Englishman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is often said that cricket is a game of the sea<\/p>\n<p>If this is true then I suppose<\/p>\n<p>That God must be an Englishman<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kent Apples\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I must say that I enjoyed the sight of your bare bottom<\/p>\n<p>As you streaked across the cricket pitch<\/p>\n<p>It only confirmed to me that ripe Kent apples<\/p>\n<p>Are by far the the fairest of all the summer fruits<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>The poet&#8217;s wife has been known to run naked across cricket pitches in the county of Kent<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is often said that cricket is a game of the sea If this is true then I suppose That God must be an Englishman &nbsp; Kent Apples\u00a0 I must say that I enjoyed the sight of your bare bottom As you streaked across the cricket pitch It only confirmed to me that ripe Kent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}