The statue from antiquity stood not far from the main road in a builder\u2019s yard<\/p>\n
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She was holding a drape in an effort to protect her modesty<\/p>\n
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Just run across the yard as nobody is around<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n If you are busting for a piss what does it matter<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Here let me take the drape as it is not covering your butt<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Just as I finished my sentence a car went by and sounded its horn<\/p>\n \n Nice arse darling<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0Give us a smile<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Forgot your knickers have you<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I am bursting for a piss but I cannot move<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Take no notice of them<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n But I am so embarrassed<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Just run but do not trip and then we can leave this godforsaken yard<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n You know we cannot<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I have lived here for many years<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n One day I will release you<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n But I will stay<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I have to stay<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I took the drape from the statue and beckoned her forward but it was too late as she had pissed herself<\/p>\n \n She began to cry<\/p>\n \n I told her that statues do not cry and wiped her tears away with the drape<\/p>\n \n I am going to stink of piss you know<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Do not worry as those clouds will bring heavy rain and you will be clean once more<\/em><\/p>\n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The statue from antiquity stood not far from the main road in a builder\u2019s yard She was holding a drape in an effort to protect her modesty Just run across the yard as nobody is around \u00a0 If you are busting for a piss what does it matter \u00a0 Here let me take the drape […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}