I often go to the nude beach with the vicar’s daughter<\/p>\n
From a distance we can see a row of shops<\/p>\n
I am told that they are a Marxist collective<\/p>\n
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The vicar’s daughter is totally uninhibited<\/p>\n
Unlike her sister who is a nun<\/p>\n
She often feels the heat<\/p>\n
When we are on the beach<\/p>\n
I suggest that she removes her habit<\/p>\n
But she tells me that she is naked underneath<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
On the path to the beach<\/p>\n
There is a green and white sign<\/p>\n
That expressly forbids levitation<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The vicar’s daughter and I<\/p>\n
Often discuss infinity<\/p>\n
When swimming in the sand<\/p>\n
She believes that infinity is perfectly visible<\/p>\n
Be we tend to censor the freedom of our thoughts<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Although I am told<\/p>\n
That there are fish in the sea<\/p>\n
I have never seen any of these creatures<\/p>\n
It has been suggested<\/p>\n
That this is a trick of the light<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Although we are quite naked<\/p>\n
I bear no erotic feelings<\/p>\n
Towards the vicar’s daughter<\/p>\n
If I did then these feelings<\/p>\n
Might have a detrimental impact<\/p>\n
On the cartons of cereals<\/p>\n
That can be found in the locality<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The vicar’s daughter told me<\/p>\n
That her most erotic experience<\/p>\n
Took place on a railway station<\/p>\n
When she saw three identical twins<\/p>\n
Sitting next to each other on a station seat<\/p>\n
None of them were wearing underwear<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I have never experienced<\/p>\n
An erotic moment<\/p>\n
As I do not travel by train<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
My name is Colin<\/p>\n
It has always been Colin<\/p>\n
The vicar’s daughter<\/p>\n
Is named Agatha Jane<\/p>\n
But she likes to be called Colin<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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