There is nothing better in this world than constructing cardboard cartons<\/p>\n
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Although I am not a practical fellow I was able to work out the flat pack in minutes and was\u00a0 able to assemble the cartons without fuss<\/p>\n
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It was that easy<\/p>\n
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But before I assemble a carton I always caress its surface with a tenderness that is reserved for a woman\u2019s skin<\/p>\n
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It may be strange but I find cardboard cartons quite erotic<\/p>\n
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I adore their stillness<\/p>\n
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They are almost like mannequins to me<\/p>\n
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The construction does not take too long and requires only the basics of geometry<\/p>\n
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I was asked by my supplier why I was buying so many cartons<\/p>\n
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For pleasure I told him<\/p>\n
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Just for pleasure<\/p>\n
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He found it puzzling that I did not fill my cartons but did not understand that I did indeed fill each of my cartons<\/p>\n
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I said that my cartons were full of love<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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