Why is it that when you are in the bath the gasman calls to read the meter<\/p>\n
And expects entry even though you are naked save for a small towel<\/p>\n
Why is it that when you are in the bath your brother\u00a0walks in<\/p>\n
As you have neglected to lock the door with care and pretends not to notice you<\/p>\n
But mentions your appendix scar over breakfast next day<\/p>\n
Why is it that when you are sunbathing topless around a pool in Greece<\/p>\n
That that odd chap in accounts and his wife sit on the lounger next to you<\/p>\n
You try to act naturally but you know that he is looking at your beautiful boobs<\/p>\n
Whilst sharing small talk about the odds of meeting randomly next to the pool<\/p>\n
This is why I love mathematics so much as there is always an answer<\/p>\n
Which although quite hidden is there waiting to be discovered<\/p>\n
Today’s question is how can you change the word BLUE into a perfect number<\/p>\n
You have three hundred and fifty eight years to give me an answer<\/p>\n
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