When I was very young I remember being told a story about a girl who had been blind since birth<\/p>\n
\n
Who had her diseased eyes replaced<\/p>\n
\n
During a pioneering operation<\/p>\n
\n
Her donor was a serial killer who had been tried and fried for his crimes<\/p>\n
\n
All was well for a while<\/p>\n
\n
But soon she began to see his victims one by one<\/p>\n
\n
At first she dismissed these visions as nightmares<\/p>\n
\n
But they were far too real<\/p>\n
\n
She became sour and distressed<\/p>\n
\n
And eventually jumped from a city bridge<\/p>\n
\n
With her Ray-Bans in her hand<\/p>\n
\n
When she awoke in heaven<\/p>\n
\n
She discovered that her eternity partner<\/p>\n
\n
Was none other than the serial killer<\/p>\n
\n
Who had been forgiven by God<\/p>\n
\n
As he had repented all his sins<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When I was very young I remember being told a story about a girl who had been blind since birth Who had her diseased eyes replaced During a pioneering operation Her donor was a serial killer who had been tried and fried for his crimes All was well for a while But soon she began […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}