Mary was still in bed when I made the coffee<\/p>\n
I shouted to her and awaited an answer<\/p>\n
But did not receive a reply<\/p>\n
Which was normal<\/p>\n
As she was the Harefield goalkeeper<\/p>\n
Who was registered by her gift name Wildflower<\/em><\/p>\n But as she walked into the kitchen<\/p>\n Wearing my denim shirt almost indecently<\/p>\n She looked nothing like the goalkeeper she was<\/p>\n Her exploits were legendary in the league<\/p>\n And she gained a certain notoriety a year or so ago<\/p>\n When she flashed her boobs at a penalty taker<\/p>\n And was promptly sent off by a humourless referee<\/p>\n She has also been known to wear sunglasses in goal if the sun is low<\/p>\n As it often is when late season games are played in the early evening<\/p>\n But football is the last thing on her mind as she sits opposite me<\/p>\n The broken victim of the circadian circle staring blankly into her empty breakfast bowl<\/p>\n But in an hour after a coffee and a shower she will return to normal and will retire<\/p>\n To our studio where she will create her erotic photo montages which sell so well<\/p>\n And keep us in this comfort in our white Hampstead house which we are hoping to sell<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Mary was still in bed when I made the coffee I shouted to her and awaited an answer But did not receive a reply Which was normal As she was the Harefield goalkeeper Who was registered by her gift name Wildflower But as she walked into the kitchen Wearing my denim shirt almost indecently She […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7006"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7006"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7006\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}