{"id":7014,"date":"2021-04-06T20:32:24","date_gmt":"2021-04-06T19:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=7014"},"modified":"2021-04-06T20:32:24","modified_gmt":"2021-04-06T19:32:24","slug":"singing-in-french","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/06\/singing-in-french\/","title":{"rendered":"Singing in French"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dog often sings in French to me<\/p>\n<p>As it soothes after a long stressful day<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My cat paints pebbles to resemble pink donuts<\/p>\n<p>So I can pretend to eat these confectionaries<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I did have a hamster who wrapped itself in tinfoil<\/p>\n<p>But it suffocated during an electrical storm<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Fabrice my goldfish wears silver earrings to please me<\/p>\n<p>As I like to see precious metals submerged near rocks<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dog often sings in French to me As it soothes after a long stressful day &nbsp; My cat paints pebbles to resemble pink donuts So I can pretend to eat these confectionaries &nbsp; I did have a hamster who wrapped itself in tinfoil But it suffocated during an electrical storm &nbsp; Fabrice my goldfish [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7014"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}