{"id":738,"date":"2014-01-06T16:40:57","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T16:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=738"},"modified":"2014-01-06T16:40:57","modified_gmt":"2014-01-06T16:40:57","slug":"a-hand-shut-in-a-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/06\/a-hand-shut-in-a-door\/","title":{"rendered":"A Hand Shut in a Door"},"content":{"rendered":"

Functional <\/b><\/p>\n

As I fell from my hotel window<\/p>\n

I ordered a coffee and a newspaper<\/p>\n

So that I might read an account<\/p>\n

Of my suicide<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Captain Du Kelly <\/b><\/p>\n

Captain Du Kelly<\/p>\n

Gave his sister<\/p>\n

Glass beads<\/p>\n

As she gave birth<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Angers <\/b><\/p>\n

In Angers I used<\/p>\n

A wheel jack<\/p>\n

To eat my cheese<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Body Hair <\/b><\/p>\n

Fish do not purchase razors<\/p>\n

As they do not experience problems<\/p>\n

With body hair<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Marmoset <\/b><\/p>\n

I drove my car<\/p>\n

Without caution<\/p>\n

So that I might collide<\/p>\n

With a marmoset<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Nude <\/b><\/p>\n

I always throw<\/p>\n

Cherry Tomatoes<\/p>\n

At naked men<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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