{"id":7441,"date":"2021-05-16T11:52:11","date_gmt":"2021-05-16T10:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=7441"},"modified":"2021-05-16T11:52:11","modified_gmt":"2021-05-16T10:52:11","slug":"room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/16\/room\/","title":{"rendered":"Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had stayed in this comfortable Bed &amp; Breakfast for the last three nights<\/p>\n<p>But as I had concluded my business in the town it was now time to leave<\/p>\n<p>Although I felt tired having spent a restless night in my tiny room<\/p>\n<p>I dreamt <em>(or thought I dreamt<\/em>) that the owners daughter<\/p>\n<p>Who reminded me very much of Noemie Merlant<\/p>\n<p>Had walked around my room wearing only pyjama bottoms<\/p>\n<p>And had later confided that she was in love with her garden gate<\/p>\n<p>Yet here she was trying to pursue me to prolong my stay<\/p>\n<p>As her mother was away and she so enjoyed my company<\/p>\n<p>I told her that I was just a boring rep and worse still<\/p>\n<p>My name was Stanley Phillip Jones and I was thirty-three<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had stayed in this comfortable Bed &amp; Breakfast for the last three nights But as I had concluded my business in the town it was now time to leave Although I felt tired having spent a restless night in my tiny room I dreamt (or thought I dreamt) that the owners daughter Who reminded [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}