Today is my Thirty-Sixth birthday<\/p>\n
And I am celebrating it joyously<\/p>\n
With Erika and her garden gate<\/p>\n
We are all naked as the B&B is empty<\/p>\n
That is how we were spend our day<\/p>\n
I am so blissfully happy here in Leeds<\/p>\n
As I never thought that inanimate objects<\/p>\n
Possessed such intelligence and feelings<\/p>\n
And because of that I suppose souls<\/p>\n
Erika is going to paint the garden gate<\/p>\n
Red in preparation for the holiday season<\/p>\n
Which means that for obvious reasons<\/p>\n
It will not be able to share our bed<\/p>\n
Which is a little sad as I read an article<\/p>\n
Which I wanted to share with Garden Gate<\/p>\n
That had reported that a Russian woman<\/p>\n
Had recently married her leather briefcase<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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