Muriel and Alain were sitting on the terrace next to the path that led to the beach<\/p>\n
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The sun was high and the air was warm but their friends had not arrived<\/p>\n
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Alain switched the radio on but the light songs began to fade gently into the nearby tiger bushes<\/p>\n
Muriel was beginning to fret a little as she had been looking forward to the day<\/p>\n
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I think that we live above the cruellest beach in the world<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Why do you say that?<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Because the summer tides occur at eleven and four<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n It is a geographical peculiarity<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n The moon is to blame<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n If the gang does not hurry up then we will have very little of the beach to ourselves<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n They are stuck in traffic<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n The sea is to blame<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Alain suddenly stood up and waved in the general direction of the coastal road<\/p>\n \n The gang has arrived<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n What is that song on the radio Alain?<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Gang Naturiste by Charlotte Fever<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I rather like it<\/em><\/p>\n It matches my mood<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I think that the day will be a success after all\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Muriel and Alain were sitting on the terrace next to the path that led to the beach The sun was high and the air was warm but their friends had not arrived Alain switched the radio on but the light songs began to fade gently into the nearby tiger bushes Muriel was beginning to fret […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7481"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}