I dreamt that I married a pink octopus<\/p>\n
And that we shared a damp bed<\/p>\n
In a soiled room that overlooked a church<\/p>\n
The creature taught me all that I needed<\/p>\n
To know about masturbation and pissing in pots<\/p>\n
Which became useful in my role of a missionary<\/p>\n
God was everything to me in those pale stale days<\/p>\n
That was until I married Claude Charles Claude Church<\/p>\n
Who encouraged me to explore different paths<\/p>\n
Rabbits became very important to me<\/p>\n
And I kept dozens often in squalid conditions<\/p>\n
In your heart house heart house heart<\/p>\n
Of Hell that was full of symphonic secrets<\/p>\n
Concerts come concerts go passed me by<\/p>\n
Oh sigh sigh eye fly sigh sigh ny fly<\/p>\n
To the lands of music hand in hand<\/p>\n
Sands in hand drifting through a clever clawed land<\/p>\n
My death was reported in many dreams<\/p>\n
But it has never been confirmed<\/p>\n
Santa Cruz in the News is my new name<\/p>\n
Everything else remains the same<\/p>\n
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