I was born in Devon but raised in Cornwall<\/p>\n
My hair is golden blond which suits my tan<\/p>\n
It is said that I have Germanic features<\/p>\n
Although I feel that I have gentler looks<\/p>\n
I left university with a double first<\/p>\n
Of which I am immensely proud<\/p>\n
I am not using it at present<\/p>\n
As I am travelling through Europe with Daisy<\/p>\n
When we find ourselves fully exhausted<\/p>\n
We might return and use our degrees<\/p>\n
Our trips are funded by my modelling<\/p>\n
Which pays well although I do not enjoy it<\/p>\n
As I am being forever pestered by clinging homosexuals<\/p>\n
Who hang around like drunken flies<\/p>\n
I met my girlfriend Daisy at university<\/p>\n
And was attracted to her innocence and beauty<\/p>\n
As well as he her soft feline features<\/p>\n
She moves like a cat and seems to walk on air<\/p>\n
To use a cliche she is my Golden Girl<\/em><\/p>\n We live on the golden<\/em> beaches and live golden<\/em> lives<\/p>\n Yet a times I look at bedroom doors<\/p>\n With Daisy snug in my arms<\/p>\n And wonder when it will all end if it ends at all<\/p>\n I try not to approach these rancid doors<\/p>\n For fear of releasing all the foul things<\/p>\n That linger unseen in other rooms<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Daisy’s Angelic Bikini<\/strong><\/p>\n I favour your white bikini Daisy<\/p>\n Above all the coloured ones<\/p>\n As it is more transparent<\/p>\n After you have swum in the sea<\/p>\n I adore honesty above everything else<\/p>\n As this in turn creates harmony<\/p>\n And smooths our paths of affection<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was born in Devon but raised in Cornwall My hair is golden blond which suits my tan It is said that I have Germanic features Although I feel that I have gentler looks I left university with a double first Of which I am immensely proud I am not using it at present As […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7648"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}