Raymond Killer was a Dachshund<\/p>\n
A Sausage Dog if you like<\/p>\n
He was owned by a couple so boring<\/p>\n
That he was surprised that they ever woke up<\/p>\n
Yet he secretly fancied the wife Christine<\/p>\n
And wanted to fuck her hairless cunt<\/p>\n
Raymond was therefore secretly pleased when Christine<\/p>\n
Used his tail to pleasure herself<\/p>\n
When her husband as out<\/p>\n
He used to lay on her naked lap<\/p>\n
Thinking of Modern German History<\/p>\n
And how the country had shaped itself<\/p>\n
Between Hitler and the Baader-Meinhof Group<\/p>\n
Raymond fancied himself as an urban terrorist<\/p>\n
But only shit in the posher parts of town<\/p>\n
As guns and bombs were prohibitively expensive<\/p>\n
When his owners moved to the USA<\/p>\n
They gave Raymond to Henriette Heinze<\/p>\n
With whom he immediately bonded<\/p>\n
But that is another bitch bitch story<\/p>\n
And does not have a place in this brave poem<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Raymond Killer was a Dachshund A Sausage Dog if you like He was owned by a couple so boring That he was surprised that they ever woke up Yet he secretly fancied the wife Christine And wanted to fuck her hairless cunt Raymond was therefore secretly pleased when Christine Used his tail to pleasure herself […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7691"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}