I have a large number of Princess Leia figures<\/p>\n
On my window sills<\/p>\n
In varying states of undress<\/p>\n
My wife buys me one<\/p>\n
On each of my birthdays<\/p>\n
But he is beginning to repeat himself<\/p>\n
And duplicate the models<\/p>\n
But that is a not a problem<\/p>\n
As I keep some of the figures<\/p>\n
In the cab of the train that I drive<\/p>\n
Nobody gives a fuck<\/p>\n
As they know that there are two women in my life<\/p>\n
Gordan and Princess Leia<\/p>\n
In the last year two people<\/p>\n
Have jumped in front on my train<\/p>\n
As I raced through outer suburban stations<\/p>\n
Obviously this shocks me as I am still partially human<\/p>\n
But it warms me to think that their final moments<\/p>\n
Were spent looking at Princess Leia’s beautiful breasts<\/p>\n
If I had to go I think that I might choose this method<\/p>\n
As from my position in the cab I can only see her pert bottom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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