{"id":7829,"date":"2021-06-28T20:36:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-28T19:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=7829"},"modified":"2021-06-29T11:54:20","modified_gmt":"2021-06-29T10:54:20","slug":"sharing-a-bath-with-your-publisher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/06\/28\/sharing-a-bath-with-your-publisher\/","title":{"rendered":"Sharing a Bath with your Publisher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I often share a bath with my publisher<\/p>\n<p>And discuss my forthcoming books<\/p>\n<p>Her name is Georgie Jane Joe<\/p>\n<p>And she owns GJJ Publishing<\/p>\n<p>I soap her breasts with a silken sponge<\/p>\n<p>Until she is quite aroused and closes her eyes<\/p>\n<p>That is the secret of my seductions<\/p>\n<p>But I am not a lesbian far from it<\/p>\n<p>It is because I am a poor writer<\/p>\n<p>And will some day be found out<\/p>\n<p>Nobody will read my trashy novels<\/p>\n<p>And my publisher will drop me like a stone<\/p>\n<p>So I think that it is wise to insure oneself<\/p>\n<p>Against eventualities such as this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I often share a bath with my publisher And discuss my forthcoming books Her name is Georgie Jane Joe And she owns GJJ Publishing I soap her breasts with a silken sponge Until she is quite aroused and closes her eyes That is the secret of my seductions But I am not a lesbian far [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7829"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}