{"id":7858,"date":"2021-07-02T09:51:02","date_gmt":"2021-07-02T08:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=7858"},"modified":"2021-07-02T10:54:41","modified_gmt":"2021-07-02T09:54:41","slug":"vacation-volkswagen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/02\/vacation-volkswagen\/","title":{"rendered":"Vacation Volkswagen"},"content":{"rendered":"

I absolutely adore Volkswagen Camper Vans<\/p>\n

And found one in a gift shop near the beach<\/p>\n

As I picked it up I found that it was welded<\/p>\n

To a Coca Cola truck painted green and red<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

This disappointed me<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I stood naked with my sister<\/p>\n

In the communal shower room<\/p>\n

We were soaping each others backs<\/p>\n

But I was disturbed by a series of visitors<\/p>\n

Who were sharing this facility without shame<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

This puzzled me<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

On the last day of our vacation<\/p>\n

I discovered my chest of drawers<\/p>\n

In my sisters garden glass garden room<\/p>\n

I felt confusion as I did not remember<\/p>\n

Packing them in my beautiful red suitcase<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

This surprised me<\/em><\/p>\n

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I absolutely adore Volkswagen Camper Vans And found one in a gift shop near the beach As I picked it up I found that it was welded To a Coca Cola truck painted green and red   This disappointed me   I stood naked with my sister In the communal shower room We were soaping […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}