My dream was quite odd as I dreamt that QPR<\/p>\n
Had lost 2-10 to Crystal Palace at Loftus Road<\/p>\n
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This was followed by a dream<\/p>\n
About a factory that made sacks<\/p>\n
For the peter potato market<\/p>\n
I was the quality assurance manager<\/p>\n
But did not care for the post<\/p>\n
As I disliked potatoes named peter<\/p>\n
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It was 1027 when my alarm sounded<\/p>\n
I strolled to the kitchen at the back of the house<\/p>\n
And found you watching a commuter train pass<\/p>\n
You were quite naked apart from a red ribbon in your hair<\/p>\n
Lucy van Pelt was making coffee and offered me one<\/p>\n
In my secretly stolen Snoopy and Woodstock mug<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I had to decline as I was allergic<\/p>\n
To the music of coffee<\/p>\n
And did not want to chance a reaction<\/p>\n
As I had an important client meeting at 1414<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
After a while I commented on the symmetry of your tan lines<\/p>\n
Which far from spoiling your tan complemented it<\/p>\n
In another universe I could see tan lines like yours<\/p>\n
Being a must have will have fashion accessory<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
By now you are sitting opposite me and we both watch a freight train pass<\/p>\n
The driver is smiling I wonder if he has seen your breasts<\/p>\n
I tell you that you are the best pen pal that I ever have met<\/p>\n
You smile and tell me that you are my sister and it is time to wake up<\/p>\n
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