What a great way to wake up<\/p>\n
In your Volkswagen Camper<\/p>\n
Drinking coffee by the sea<\/p>\n
We stretch out in our sleeping bags<\/p>\n
Trying not to show our bits<\/p>\n
As this is a busy campsite<\/p>\n
And our windows are crystal clear<\/p>\n
You are fighting a losing battle<\/p>\n
As your boobs are itching to see the sun<\/p>\n
I am at an advantage as my chest hair<\/p>\n
Draws little attention from passing fathers<\/p>\n
And their dull dreamy sons<\/p>\n
If they walk to the beach\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n They will see them uncluttered\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n But I feel they are more beautiful\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n At play in a Volkswagen Camper\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n You say with a hint of a smile crossing<\/p>\n Your tanned Californian face<\/p>\n How beautiful you are an angel with a tan<\/p>\n And then there is a knock on the rear window<\/p>\n It is the chap who owns the other VWC<\/p>\n He wants to take photographs of our van<\/p>\n As it is a year older than his and ours is sea green<\/p>\n I am wearing my boxers as I slide towards the door<\/p>\n Perhaps in an hour when we are more decent<\/em><\/p>\n I am going to say also the sun is higher and brighter<\/p>\n Anything to protect your decaying modesty<\/p>\n But as I stand there in my navy blue boxers<\/p>\n You join me wearing only your blackbluepanties<\/p>\n Yes a photograph is a great idea if you don’t mind me like this\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n And you tell me that you are going to send it to the VWC magazine\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n So much the better it is brilliant plan<\/em><\/p>\n As all Volkswagen Campers <\/em><\/p>\n Deserve\u00a0 an early morning kiss<\/em><\/p>\n And yes our photograph appeared in the Volkswagen magazine<\/p>\n It proved very popular and you were asked to model again<\/p>\n Next to a line of rainbow VWs in the sunnysouthoffrance<\/p>\n You have gained an army of admirers VW freaks or so I am told<\/p>\n The Summer of 21 was memorable in more ways than one<\/p>\n We are now internet famous and recognised in the street<\/p>\n Which has brought its own rewards<\/p>\n As we now have two Volkswagen Campers<\/p>\n One is Bright Red Orange and the other Soft Sea Green<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" What a great way to wake up In your Volkswagen Camper Drinking coffee by the sea We stretch out in our sleeping bags Trying not to show our bits As this is a busy campsite And our windows are crystal clear You are fighting a losing battle As your boobs are itching to see the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7955"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}