{"id":7960,"date":"2021-07-11T10:59:18","date_gmt":"2021-07-11T09:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=7960"},"modified":"2021-07-11T11:03:18","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T10:03:18","slug":"lucy-van-pelt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/11\/lucy-van-pelt\/","title":{"rendered":"Lucy Van Pelt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I told you not to drink too much coffee<\/p>\n<p>What a moron you are<\/p>\n<p>Did they teach you nothing in Girl Scouts<\/p>\n<p>Coffee is a diarrhetic and I should know<\/p>\n<p>You were here at the last Summer Camp<\/p>\n<p>When I drank Snoopy&#8217;s stale coffee<\/p>\n<p>And had to shit in the woods<\/p>\n<p>Where I found the poisoned ivy<\/p>\n<p>And ended up in ER<\/p>\n<p>I still have the scars you know<\/p>\n<p>They have ruined my life<\/p>\n<p>It is likely when I am older<\/p>\n<p>That I might have to suffer<\/p>\n<p>The menace of the dark surgeons knife<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I told you not to drink too much coffee What a moron you are Did they teach you nothing in Girl Scouts Coffee is a diarrhetic and I should know You were here at the last Summer Camp When I drank Snoopy&#8217;s stale coffee And had to shit in the woods Where I found the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7960"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7960"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7960\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}