{"id":8000,"date":"2021-07-15T19:08:17","date_gmt":"2021-07-15T18:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8000"},"modified":"2021-07-15T19:08:17","modified_gmt":"2021-07-15T18:08:17","slug":"cats-and-cranes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/15\/cats-and-cranes\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats and Cranes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have always wondered<\/p>\n<p>Why cats have nine lives<\/p>\n<p>If life is so meaningless<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After thinking about cats<\/p>\n<p>And their nine lives<\/p>\n<p>I realised that I had discovered God<\/p>\n<p>And now live next to a motorway<\/p>\n<p>With my nine happy cats<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always wondered Why cats have nine lives If life is so meaningless &nbsp; After thinking about cats And their nine lives I realised that I had discovered God And now live next to a motorway With my nine happy cats<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8000"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}