My name is Mischa<\/p>\n
I am currently working as car park attendant at The Open<\/p>\n
It is a steady job even though it is temporary<\/p>\n
Occasionally I see one the big names<\/p>\n
They seem very nice<\/p>\n
Up to five years ago I was an addict<\/p>\n
And liked the idea of being dominated<\/p>\n
This brought me into contact with the wrong people<\/p>\n
And I still have a small scar on my back<\/p>\n
As I was stabbed by a psychopath who claimed to be my friend<\/p>\n
I find it hard to hold down a steady job<\/p>\n
As I wear green tee shirts in my spare time<\/p>\n
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My name is Ralph<\/p>\n
I was once a qualified accountant<\/p>\n
But I fell into debt and committed fraud<\/p>\n
Because of this and the amount involved<\/p>\n
I was sent to prison for three years<\/p>\n
You can guess that I find similar employment impossible<\/p>\n
At present I am employed as a marshal<\/p>\n
Who directs traffic at the main entrance to The Open<\/p>\n
I also supervise six other people who in my view are not really interested<\/p>\n
When I was in prison I began to take Holy Orders but let this fade<\/p>\n
As I wear green tee shirts in my spare time<\/p>\n
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My name is Marie Ange<\/p>\n
As you might guess I am from France<\/p>\n
I work there as a actress although I have not been successful<\/p>\n
My last film was called Titane which is French for titanium<\/p>\n
It was a strange movie but I had a great time<\/p>\n
At one stage the heroine who is also killer<\/p>\n
Is impregnated by a car and finds that she is lactating black oil<\/p>\n
I appear early in the movie and even have a few lines<\/p>\n
The film I hope will be a success and I will be noticed<\/p>\n
I hate this fucking job I hate golf and I hate my supervisor<\/p>\n
Who is also a dyke and insists that I sleep with her<\/p>\n
With promises of better opportunities<\/p>\n
I am in a foreign country with little money<\/p>\n
It was all my boyfriends fault he was such a cunt<\/p>\n
I should have seen through him straight away<\/p>\n
But I did not realise his intentions until it was too late<\/p>\n
As I wear green tee shirts in my spare time<\/p>\n
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