When I was released from prison just over five years ago<\/p>\n
I dug up the loot and purchased a house in Looe<\/p>\n
Nobody knew of my past which was useful<\/p>\n
As I had an aggressive budgie which I named<\/p>\n
Surf Nazi’s Shaft America\/Michael For Short<\/p>\n
This bird had an even more chequered history than me<\/p>\n
As it planned an took part in mercenary operations<\/p>\n
In East Africa and a couple of Central American countries<\/p>\n
It certainly put my Bank Robber as a Super Hero into the shade<\/p>\n
I knew that the cops were on my tail which did not bother me<\/p>\n
As in my spare time I masqueraded as a Manx cat once removed<\/p>\n
I changed my name from Robert Smith to Roberto Smith<\/p>\n
As I knew that this would confuse the cops at their station<\/p>\n
In Fray Bentos Avenue in Uruguay Under Lyme<\/p>\n
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