{"id":8085,"date":"2021-07-26T11:55:36","date_gmt":"2021-07-26T10:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8085"},"modified":"2021-08-16T11:12:54","modified_gmt":"2021-08-16T10:12:54","slug":"anna-anna-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/26\/anna-anna-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Anna & Anna"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you think that Jesus gives a shit about what we do in the bedroom\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And the bathroom\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And the bathroom\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And on the common near the ice cream hut\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And yes on the common near the ice cream hut and all the other places where we conduct ourselves badly\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Apart from Chislehurst Railway Station\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes apart from the railway station\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I still have a splinter in my arse my left cheek it is so sore\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Why do they use wooden benches\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I prefer the metal ones\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

PAUSE<\/p>\n

I have always believed that we are innocents Anna\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I agree\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Our physicality will not start wars at the worst we will stain the sheets\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I think that Jesus will enjoy our pleasures\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

What do you think\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I think that you are right Anna<\/em><\/p>\n

PAUSE<\/p>\n

That said where do you think he stands on our her and her vibrators\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

That is a difficult one Anna but by purchasing our vibrators we are pouring western money into sweatshops in the Far East\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And putting food on tables that would otherwise be bare\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

So you are saying that we are good people\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

In a way yes\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I think we are good people as apart from loving each other\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And Judith\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes and Judith\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And Jenny Lynn\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And Jenny Lynn\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And the beautiful Brazilian girl on the top floor\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

We are good people Anna\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

We love each other and many others\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And bring happiness to all<\/em><\/p>\n

We do nothing but good\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I think that Jesus likes the fact that we spread happiness and love\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

And give gay girl tips to those less experienced than ourselves\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I think that Jesus approves on both counts\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

PAUSE<\/p>\n

Maybe a silly question Anna but do you think that is why we won our heavenly bathroom suite in the Daily Mail competition\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Maybe\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

It is such a nice bathroom suite\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes it is more than perfect\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I agree\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I am so in love with our bathroom suite\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

So am I\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

In view of this do you think that we should send Jesus one of our naked selfies in the bath\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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END<\/p>\n

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